Birthday Blowjob
when its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a bl-wj-b because its your birthday.
i still have you in my mouth from that birthday bl-wj-b that i didn’t want to give you last night!
in the us it is customary for a woman to discontinue the practice of f-ll-t– upon wedlock. the birthday bl-wj-b is the exception to the rule and the only real legitimate source of head a married man is ent-tled to.
guess what today is? i’ll answer for you since your mouth is full… that’s right it’s my birthday bl-wj-b day!!!!
on a guy’s birthday you get a bl-wj-b. does not have to be performed by your girl/boy friend or wife but they have to pay for it (one way or another).
happy birthday buddy! don’t forget your birthday bl-wj-b.
when its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a bl-wj-b because its your birthday.
i still have you in my mouth from that birthday bl-wj-b that i didn’t want to give you last night!
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