birthday bust
on your birthday you take the age that you are turning and dived that number by 4. if you get a irrational number (like 3.5 or 5.6) you round down. once you have this number you must bust that many times on your birthday.
jeff: “hey birthday boy, how many time do you have to birthday bust today?”
jerry: “only 4 times.”
get a mug for your fish larisa.
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