Birthday Sex Syndrome
this is a condition that occurs as a result of one person having a birthday. the song “birthday s-x” will play in one’s head the entire day, nonstop, and cannot be cured. this condition is made several times worse if the said person doesn’t actually have s-x on his birthday.
bill was found in his room, in the fetal position, screaming,” i hate you jerimiah” … birthday s-x syndrome has claimed another victim.
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(jae-gz) short form of jack-ss. originally jagaz, then became jegz. used usually in a friendly manor. ryan: whats up jegz! dave: hey! long time no see buddy!
- late flailing
the act of excitedly freaking out over something you found out later than your friends. girl: “wait, anna paquin was in that horror flick trick r’ treat?” guy: “uh…yeah, did you think true blood was her only acting role??” girl: “oh my god!!!! that is soooo coolio! i love anna paquin!!!!!!” guy: “wow….late flailing much?!”
- Bovalixia
the urge or propensity to say moo while p-ssing a cow joe’s getting electric shock treatment to cure his acute bovalixia but maybe he should just move to the city
- bovine scat
if you drive an el camino or ranchero saying bullsh@t sounds too low cl-ss. that is the biggest pile of bovine scat i’ve ever heard.
- Carablumpkin
a plumbers work van with the drivers seat converted to a toilet to allow for road blumpkins see blumpkin hop in the carablumpkin of love.