Birthday Toastie
a s-xual act performed near climax in which the male pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s on the woman’s back, after which a piece of toast is placed on the soiled back and the male exclaims “happy birthday!” and punches the woman in the back of the head, thus knocking her out.
anthony never kept a girl friend very long because of his propensity for giving them birthday toasties on third dates.
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