birthometry
the branch of bearing or bringing forth offspring that deals with increasing awareness and strengthening relationships pertaining to pregnancy, childbirth and parenting.
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nell: i am excited to go to the birthometry pregnancy and baby fair hosted by doulaville birth services.
dollie: me too! i’m going so i can sign up for the birthometry childbirth education and preparation workshop.
dot: i’m going so i can find out what birthometry professionals are in my local neighborhood.
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