birthquake


the contractions a woman feels when giving birth.
woman: dayum, when i had chewbacca i thought i was going to explode with the birthquakes!
an earthquake that occurs on one’s birthday.
danny: holy cow, did you feel that? it’s like the earth knows it’s my birthday!
alex: birthquake!!!!!
when someone has many, many, (too) many children.
“wow…she really had a birth quake”
this happens when a fat b-tch has a baby. usually caused by a rift in the fatb-tchtonic plates.
nurse: that ‘birthquake’ measured a 9.8 on the richter scale,
doctor.

doctor: doctor.

when a house or room shakes as a result of s-x.
ugh, ben and nicole caused another birthquake upstairs last night.

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