biscuit can girl
a girl or young woman who is nice looking and a little on the thick side, not yet fat or cubby, but within 5 years of finishing high school or giving birth to a child will gain and retain that excess weight forever, never again being able to recapture her once curvations figure. much like opening a can of refrigerated biscuts, once you pop that seal there’s no way to get that dough back into that skinny can.
after the cl-ss reunion, marc laughed out loud at his year book pictures and captions which included: dave-then captain of the football team and voted best hair now bald as eagle used car salesman and sharon-then homecoming queen, prom queen, and head cheerleader(always top of the pyramid) now biscuit can girl extrodinare and divorced mother of one.
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