biscuit theory


the thought concept of if you really want something, no matter the circ-mstances, just get it. no restrictions or excuses can get in your way of obtaining your goal no matter how big or small.
i was driving home from a trip one day and saw a billboard for a giant b-ttermilk biscuit. being vegan, i thought to myself, “i can’t have this”. then i said, “f-ck this, if i want a f-cking biscuit, i’ll have a d-mn biscuit”. since that day on, if i really want something, i’ll go out and get it. this is biscuit theory in it’s purest form.

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