bisexuality
a) the best of both worlds
b) the worst of both worlds
a) what a large range of options for s-xual gratification, thanks bis-xuality?
b) i can’t hang around either gender group without people thinking i’m trying to hit on them…
5 more definitions
n. the s-xual attraction to both genders, opposite and the same.
a bis-xual is someone who exhibits bis-xuality.
bis-xuality is one of the more commonly misunderstood of all s-xualities, next to transs-xuality. some of the most common misconceptions is that it is a p-ssing phase, whether into h-m-s-xuality (being gay) or from that into heteros-xuality (being straight). most often bis-xual people are considered confused, and wierd, and many misinformed people are convinced that one can only be gay or straight.
the h-m-phobes were in disbelief of chuck’s bis-xuality.
the state of being s-xually attracted to both males and females, regardless of your own gender.
bis-xuality – anything that moves baby, anything that moves.
the gift of nature to love both genders indiscriminately
due to bis-xuality, sarah has fallen in love with john and heather, wishing she could cuddle and make love with them both forever.
when somebody is attracted to people of both s-xes. yes, some people claim to be bis-xual for attention, but there are many people who are genuinely bi. i’m not sure why people don’t think bis-xuality exists when it clearly does (it’s well-established).
hattie’s bis-xuality made her less popular in her h-m-phobic school but she still kept up her bis-xuality because she was bis-xual, not because she was attention-seeking.
technically, it’s real, but i believe 50/50 bis-xuality thing doesn’t exist. you have to lean on one gender the most and if you do you’re either a hetero or a h-m-, not “bis-xual”.
you’re either straight with bi tendencies or gay with bi tendencies. that is the so-called “bis-xuality”, just a slight leaning. if you’re not bis-xual, you’re 100% gay/straight. if you’re “bis-xual” you’re only 90% gay/straight, and you should be called that, not bi.
these “bis-xual” women who live with men prefer males and they’d only want s-x with women for fun or for a guy’s sake. i don’t think they’d get fulfilled being with a woman. not to mention, some “bis-xual” women do it for the attention – it’s a trend these days and it’s seen as hot by society.
straight men who have bi leanings are on the straight side and they get fulfilled with the women, so they wouldn’t need men, even though they might have slight attraction. also, since society isn’t approval on man-on-man s-x, men (who are straight with bi leaning) wouldn’t bother admitting they have slight attractions towards other men. so, thus, they will be called straight. and that’s a rather correct term.
that is why bis-xuality in men doesn’t exist, but in women it seems scattered. women call themselves by very easily, even when having a slightly itty bitty attraction. if h-m-s-xuality was more accepted these days and if men weren’t so h-m-phobic, even they would be calling themselves bis-xual.
chick: omg i saw this hot girl, i really felt like touching her b–bs and i think it might feel good. i’m bi…hooray! heheehe
dude: hon shut up and stop being an attention seeker, you’re straight!
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gay guy: i had it with this chick yesterday, she was hot and i sort of liked it. i guess i’m bis-xual. but i didn’t really…feel…huh…i dunno…i wasn’t…uh…um
straight guy: dude, you’re gay! you didn’t feel anything you mean. you’re gay! just because you banged a girl doesn’t mean you’re bis-xual.
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straight guy: i walked and i saw this handsome man. i accidentally touched his bottom, i did feel tingly.
guy who thinks everything is gay: bro, you’re gay. ew…come out…you’re so gay! omg!
straight guy: i’m straight as they come you douche, but we humans are s-xual beings, we will feel something. that’s why so many men get raped in prison because there is bis-xuality among us but that doesn’t mean we’re f-cking bis-xuals. we’re s-xual creatures!
guy who thinks everything is gay: you’re bis-xual then!
straight guy: no i’m straight. i have to be fully fulfilled with a man, but i know i won’t be. that’s why i’m straight.
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