bista
a fat bald eastern european guy who thinks he’s gangsta. walks around in a stolen grey blazer and a brief case but refuses to show the contents within the case. says he’s a big shot in a big corporation that sells lawyers (i know, wtf, right?) but everyone knows he sucks d-ck for a living. thinks he’s a playboy by adding random girls on facebook and asking them to like his pictures, then sends them creepy messages and pictures of his tiny kn-b. tells everyone he’s russian but he’s as russian as a cuban cigar…anyone called bista is known for their incredibly small, pathetic, useless c-ck.
person 1:hey man… i ain’t got no d-ck…
person 2: h-llo bista!
a word used to define power. it is similar to such acknowledgments as sir or master and comes before the use of someones name.
tim: bista kevin you are the man.
kevin: as are you bista tim
tim: you’re d-mn right
the actual meaning of “bista” is punk -ss b-tch hoe.it can be used as a adjective or noun
-the originators of this word are asante and brandon. they are savages!!if you mess with them they will smack you and call you a bista!!
-be sure to buy asante and brandons dictionary coming to a hood near you…
the perfect example of a bista is your mama or ek–n-!only we know who it is}
“quit actin like a bista”
“i called asante and brandon a hoe, then they smaked me and called me a bista, man im dumb for calling them that”
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