bistroality
when you commit b–st–lity with an animal, but you decide to take it out to a nice dinner (i.e. a bistro) before you take it home and have your way with it.
guy 1: hey man, i saw you at that 5-star restaurant with your dog… what was that about?
guy 2: yeah, i took sparky out for a nice dinner, and then took him home for a nice lay. it’s called bistroality, man.
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