bitch ear

when someone says something to you and you automatically hear it in some negative way. usually effects females most often.
girl 1: “did you just hear what that b-tch just said to me? ”

girl 2: ” all she said was’nice shoes.’ i think you have a bad case of b-tch ear. ”
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when someone has both of their ears pierced and perhaps stretched as well, one of the ears will be a total c-ck and keep getting infected, hurting, looking gross, and generally be an annoyance while the other ear will behave itself and heal properly.

so named because not only is the b-tch ear being a b-tch, it also hurts like a b-tch.
“what’s wrong with your left ear? it’s all swollen!”
“yeah, that’s my b-tch ear.”

i just had my ears pierced, one healed up, fine but my b-tch ear still hurts like a b-tch!
a medical condition formally known as “auris b-tcheas.” this malady strikes tens of thousands of american males every year, and is caused by the unholy sonic reverberations of the upper registers of the female voice on a cell phone.

auris b-tcheas is particularly dangerous in a dating relationship, as the male ear is subjected to hundreds of hours of continuous whining by his girlfriend via cell phone.
“hey man, could you turn the tv down? i have major b-tch ear from talking to my gf last night.”
a b-tch ear is your favourite ear to b-tch to, and usually belongs to another person. unless they are dead. which makes the b-tch ear a bit pointless.

basically, the person you moan to about your sh-tty life 🙂
ben: dude, whats up with hayley, she looks a bit upset
jerry: it’s cool, i’ll find out later, i’m her b-tch ear.