Bitch Green
a faulty traffic light that turns green and then turns yellow literally 2 seconds later, and then wastes a good 3 to 4 minutes before it turns green again.
me: “okay, if i make this light i’ll be home free before anyone notices i snuck out.”
traffic light turns green, one cars p-sses, then turns yellow.
me: “d-mn it!!!!!!!!!!!! the traffic light’s doing a b-tch green! imma be stuck in traffic for hours!!!!!!”
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