bitch in my pocket
when you get rid of one of your ho’s, and the b-tch follows you around like she’s still yours. it’s like you’ve got a b-tch in your back pocket all the time. very annoying.
dude 1: dude that janelle ho has been followin me around for days, callin me and sh-t. its’s bout to drive a n-gg- crazy!
dude 2: looks like you got a b-tch in your pocket bra!
dude 1: d-mn man!! i got a b-tch in my pocket! sh-t!
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