Bitch-itch Mitch
when a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior u.s. senator mitch mcconnell (r-ky) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle b-lls.
person 1: i hate senator mcconnell! he looks like a turtle. besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund social security.
person 2: i agree, he’s such an ignorant d-ck. i think it is high time we b-tch-itch mitch!
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