Bitch Pants

pants my boyfriend wears that have too many b-ttons, making them difficult to get in.
did you get any last night?

no i was wearing my b-tch pants and she got sick of unb-ttoning them
the term “b-tchpants” is a more accurate and precise term for “capris” style pants. these are women’s pants that cut off slightly before the ankle. they come in many varieties, including khaki, denim, fishnet gothb-tchpants, wannabe urban b-tchpants, and more.

b-tchpants were more extensively chronicled and doc-mented on the now defunct website “b-tchpants.com.” the site properly and informatively cataloged the many different species of b-tchpants wearers as well as psychological profiles behind them.

we still don’t quite understand the phenomenon, and the fall of b-tchpants.com was a huge blow to the b-tchpants research community. we know that b-tchpants are worn by b-tches. but beyond this, answering questions such as “why?” and “wtf?” are quite beyond our understanding at the moment and perhaps forever.
nice b-tchpants. where’s the flood?
b-tchpants noun
1. an ill-tempered countenance
2. eccentric; queer
3. having a bad disposition; peevish
4. exhibiting or characterized by having an extreme and irrational affinity for the b-tch-sserous condition
5. being b-tchy for an extended period of time
6. radiating a disagreeable impression
what’s with the b-tchpants?
men’s pants with multiple b-ttons and no zipper. leads to difficulty when a woman tries to remove his “b-tch pants”.
see mikonos

mick was wearing his b-tch pants last night so he didn’t get any.
a person, normally female, who is in a particularly bad mood.
“danielle stop complaining and take off your b-tch pants.”
tight thin, black pants typically worn by emos.
wow, look at those gothic rejects, and their b-tchpants.
men’s pants with multiple b-ttons and no zipper. leads to difficulty when a woman tries to remove his “b-tch pants”.

see mikonos
mick was wearing his b-tch pants last night so he didn’t get any.