bitch premium
b-tch premium: the amount of additional bullsh-t a man has to put up with for dating an above average looking girl. in theory, the better looking the girl, the higher the b-tch premium. in a perfectly compet-tive dating market, average looking girls will have no b-tch premium, and below average looking girls will have a negative b-tch premium.
“ya she’s hot man, but i don’t want to pay that b-tch premium, she is all yours.”
“your b-tch premium is way to high for your looks”
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