bitch snorkel
when you just happen to be laying down and a dog (female) sits in your face in such a way that its v-g-n- touches the tip of your nose, wetting it slightly.
“hey, did you here about what happened to sammy?”
“yeah, he totally got b-tch snorkeled by his cousins dog!”
“ha, cl-ssic.”
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