Bitch Ton
a good amount of, or a lot or a f-ck load
“damm son, did you see that bong rip there was a b-tch-ton of smoke”.
jane has a b-tch-ton more where that came from.
a whole h-lluva lot.
i couldn’t make it to work today because it snowed a b-tch ton last night.
1. a unit of measure meaning 15,000 of an item. it is most commonly used as an exaggeration of something. it is 10,000 times a b-tch or 1,000 times a b-tchful. with no noun after, one can -ssume it is being described in weight, depending on the region where you are it could be pounds or kilograms.
2. it could also be used to describe an area where people live, normally the nicer regions of a city or town.
i have a b-tchton of coffee cups at my house.
that truck must weight at least 2 b-tchtons.
that guy lives in the b-tchtons of manhatten.
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