bitchahertz
b-tchahertz (bhz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bhz of less than one, in the single digit millib-tchahertz (mbhz) range, is desirable.
“i clocked her at 17.2bhz, stay away from that sh-t.”
“shes h-tting .03 b-tchahertz, or 30mbhz – this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!”
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