Bitchasitis

(pr-nounced b-tch-us-itis)

a disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed b-tch in the vernacular.

symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common b-tch, only aggravated. causes vary and can be unfathomable.

the victim of b-tchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated – though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
this procedure is known as b-tchatectomy. it is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

there exist both acute and chronic forms of b-tchasitis.
one should be particularly wary of b-tchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
mark: -debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how i should have called earlier.

john: -hmm, i’m afraid the signs point to a clear case of b-tchasitis.

mark: -if that’s the case i’d better face it, at least i know what to do.

john: – yup, looks like a b-tchatectomy is your only salvation.