bitchcoming


a portmanteau of the adjective “b-tch” and the verb “incoming”
a descriptive derogatory term said when a female of ill repute is currently closing in on one’s location. when uttered it is generally accepted that all within earshot scatter and conceal themselves.
john: oh sh-t dude, that’s chelsea! b-tchcoming!
everyone: scatter men!

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