bitchjack


v. to swipe, plunder, or otherwise take that which one does not have rightful ownership of, yet is not attended to so the crime will most likely go unpunished.
i b-tchjacked my friend’s seat while he was taking a whiz.

this is not how its used::: the robber was convicted of b-tchjacking a bank’s money.

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