Bite the towel, I’m going in dry.
when someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. they don’t want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous c-ck.
last night, chris said “bite the towel, i’m going in dry.” i didn’t know what he meant though..i was screaming so loud. i wish i had bitten the towel.
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