Bithlo


located in central florida. a tiny, belagured collection of trailer parks, scr-pyards, hadji marts and various bits of rusted metal loosely organized into something that’s supposed to resemble a town.

when driving from wh-r-lando, bithlo is the sh-tty redneck hamlet one p-sses right before they enter another sh-tty redneck town called christmas.

hence, bithlo is sometimes called “the nightmare before christmas”.
on my way to wh-r-lando, i stopped by the circlek in bithlo, where i was har-ssed for s-x by a toothless, shirtless redneck.
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a small township in east orange county, florida. known for its hiney winery (the only wine that comes in a can!) and high-rate of cow-related accidents.
bithlo is full of bithlonians.

dude, you’re from bithlo? i’m so sorry.

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