biting the crabby patty
a growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral s-x on a woman. particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the cl-toris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the cl-toris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed c-nn-l-ng-s. the definition comes from the scene in spongebob squarepants, where squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. he extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering -bite- of the crabby patty.
female a: how was your night with ricky last night?
female b: eh, it was alright. the s-x was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
female a: oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
female b: yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
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