bits n’ pieces
the act of placing m&m’s, reese’s pieces, skittles, or any other candy inside a woman’s v-g-n- and then smearing peanut b-tter all over your p-n-s before repeatedly penetrating her to remove all the previously inserted candies. you then say “eat my bits n’ pieces!” and she will begin giving you head with all the candy and peanut b-tter on your d-ck. when she complains that there is too much peanut b-tter in her mouth you exclaim “get used to it, b-tch!”
for extra points, you then say “you got punk’d!” then while she is dazed and looking for ashton kutcher, steal her car and drive somewhere then sh-t on the windshield and walk back to your place. bonus points.
dude, that girl was totally into giving me bits n’ pieces, but once i went for bonus points she got p-ssed. good thing i shat on her windshield.
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