bitterfinger
members of the hand that should always be vanquished by h–rds of soap after a night of soaking in something douche-forgotten, shower-deprived and rotten.
that bitterfinger smells like dead electric eels and tastes nothing like a b-tterfinger.
the lingering smell and taste of a finger after it’s been removed from somebody’s -n-s.
guy 1: i can’t believe you stuck your finger in her -ss dude!
guy 2: yeah, let us smell it!
guy 3: n-body better lay a finger on my bitterfinger!
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