bitterman

1. an extremely pessimistic person who constantly complains about a problem but does nothing to fix it.
2. somebody who spends most of their time d-cking around on message boards or possibly on definithing.com complaining about all the cr-ppy things in their life.
3. a hilarious comic strip in mad magazine about this really pessimistic guy who makes everybody around him miserable.
emo dude: i’m gonna go online and complain about how much my life sucks because my grades are cr-ppy and i hate my parents and i have no friends!
regular dude: get off your -ss and do something about it then, bitterman.
a man who has evolved beyond the need for some woman to validate his existence and has a desire for the finer things in life, such as self reliance, marijuana or fine jamaican rum.
tom: chase! dude, i asked her to marry me and she said yes!

chase: yeah, alright. -starts packing a bong-

tom: dude, what the heck? i just told you she said yes!
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chase: yeah, i heard you. good job on finding a parasite for your weed and freedom.

tom: d-mn, you’re such a bitterman…

chase: thanks, now can you get the rum out? -lights the bowl-
a f-cktard that will drive you anywhere you want if you ask them to.
“drive me to the store bitterman”
“oh bitterman get my luggage!”
“f-ck you bitterman, but thanks for the ride, you now have to wait outside your girlfriend’s house while i do her… then you can give me a lift home”