Bitterwood
an amazing book by james maxey that has the action and adventure of the lord of the rings but follows the laws of physics and is scientifically possible. the sequel to this book is called dragonforge.
person 1: have you heard of that new fantasy book?
person 2: yeah, it’s called bitterwood, isn’t it?”
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