bizarro america
(formally known as the united states of america.)
1. -a place where nothing makes sense. up is down. black is white. idiocracy and ignorance thrive while intellectuals and genuine empathetic people who only want what’s best for the majority are shunned and called f-gs.
2. -a nation that used orwell’s book “1984” as an instruction manual.
i was once proud to say i’m an american. since we became bizarro america, uhhhhhhhhh not so much.
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