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• ass or elbow

  a game that can be played by looking at a close-up picture of an -ss or an elbow, then guessing which one it is hey marc, -ss or elbow? …-ss? …no elbow. ahh man d-mn it.

• assportunity

  a chance to have s-x (get some -ss) guy #1 – “lets get out of here and hit up another bar” guy #2 – “we can’t leave yet i think i have an -ssportunity with that chick”

• Assquitoes

  n. mosquitoes which bite you on the -ss, or around the bend. “why are you walking like that?” “g-dd-mn -ssquitoes were biting last night”

• ass radar

  an uncanny sense of just whose -ss you need to kiss to get ahead. as i watched from across the room her ears perked, her eyes scouting the room while her head bobbed like a bleep on a screen….her -ss radar was telling her just where she needed to plant her lips.

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