Blaccident
blaccidents come from unknowing use of the camera on a phone, for instance while the phone’s in your pocket you take pictures by mistake, burying the real picture you took and want to find under a pile of all-black mistake pictures, or blaccidents.
unlike b-tt dials, blaccidents can acc-mulate up to the hundreds without anyone being able to warn against what you are doing.
oh cr-p, you have to see this awesome thing, here look!! — oh wait, no that one’s just a blaccident. oh no, so is this one!!! where is that picture!!
when a woman is expected to give birth to a white baby, but ends up delivering a black baby.
john: ‘oh babe, you’re doing so well…push, push!’
ashley: ‘gggrrrrr….aaahhhhhh’
crying fills the room….
john: ‘what the f-ck!?!’
doctor laughing: ‘ha…looks like you had a blaccident’
when a well meaning white person accidentally makes a racial slur or reference about a person of color.
i brought some fried chicken over to andre’s house and didn’t even think about how racist that would seem! i totally had a blaccident!
an automobile accident involving/caused by an afro-american due to poor driving ability, takes place daily in most urban areas.
driver: hey that’s why traffic was so slow. there was an accident.
p-ssenger: no sir! there were negroes involved. that’s a blaccident.
driver: you’re a racist!
p-ssenger: yes, yes i am.
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