black and blue balls
the condition of having blue b-lls so badly that it hurts to even breath. this is normally brought on by s-xual activity after a very long period without it and your partner not having the decency to let you get off. this should be in place of the death penalty.
“oh my god dude, i tried to f-ck becky last night, but her brother called right in the middle of it and needed a ride home, i have some black and blue b-lls man.”
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