black box
in programming, a self-contained, independent subroutine or program module designed to perform a single task; the user has no knowledge of its internal structure but can use it by p-ssing a clearly defined set of input parameters.
that module is a black box. we’ll never know how it works; we only know it generates pr-n.
believed by some to exist only in ancient greek mythology, but known by a few select men to exist in the open world.
according to most theories, the black box is a blackened lock box containing precisely one thousand condoms. this box, only opened once every thirteen years to a certain individual of superior strength. once opened, the box opener, or the jehosaphat, must use every single condom in a 24 hour period. if he does not complete the task, his s-xual organs will implode violently, effectively killing him. if he successfully completes the task he will be blessed with a c-ck of magical size and powers. the length will be precisely 6 inches, when folded in half, before getting up. also, the victorious jehosaphat will have complete control over his crotchal region. erection and ejcatulation at complete whim.
dave chappelle ~ queemo, i just found the black box!
queemo ~ open it up fool!
dave chappelle ~ i don’t know man, that’s pretty nasty b-tch!
spang man ~ it’s what’s for dinner
dave chappelle ~ byaaaaah!
(1) derogative term for secretary of state condolezza rice.
(2) derogative term for any professional black female.
george has a new black box.
1. noun- a slang term for dr. condoleezza rice, president bush’s secretary of state.
2. noun- any black female holding a high public office.
term meant to be offensive to both race and gender.
the black box for pres.
a cable box thing used to get free cable.
i used a black box until it broke… now i’m stuck paying for cable
a device used by phone phreakers to fool the phone company into giving you free long distance service.
it does this by changing the voltages over the lines to a state where the phone company doesn’t monitor and bill.
i use my black box to get free long distance.
slang for a black women’s v-g-n-,p-ssy
hey cheeck out the black box on her
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