Black Caucus
the african- american ritual of the extended morning greeting. it involves a seemingly endless string of plat-tudes & small-talk around the office coffee machine between the hours of 7:15 am & 9:30 am. the instigator is usually a middle-aged black woman (ankle bracelet & mules optional) or an overweight black male with a limp or lazy eye. others in the workplace are annoyed by extended conversation as it inhibits a productive start to the morning. the downside of not engaging in the black caucus is that you are typically viewed as rude or “not raised right by yo’ momma.”
cheryl: “how you doing this morning, dante?”
dante: “good, good. just trying to, ah, maintain. you know.”
cheryl: “i know, i know. you’ve got to do what you can do. i’m s’rious.”
dante:”no doubt, no doubt.”
cheryl: “mm-hmm. that’s right.”
(this mindless, directionless black caucus can go on for up to 15 minutes.)
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