Black Elvis
1. an authentic rapper
2. any real rap mc or producer who’s too weird or f-cked-up to be mainstream; yet still, the industry looks to for ideas on how to make new sh-t fresh.
3.someone who embodies the epitome of cool because they refuse to sell out. the opposite of whack.
4.kool keith, duh.
i heard the radio today; i wish someone would black elvis these fake artist’s -sses.
a sandwich made from toasted white bread, banana, peanut b-tter, and chocolate chips.
the name is a reference to elvis’ favorite known sandwich: peanut b-tter and banana.
jim: “dude, i just made the best black elvis.”
tim: “that sounds disguisting and inappropriate.”
jim: “try some, it’s great!”
-takes a bite-
tim: “whoa! the king would be proud…”
a lanky gentleman who’s view upon the world are based off of the weekly world news and mysp-ce. the vocabulary of this individual is mainly consisted of hidden words found in the word search puzzles of highlights magazine for children. a black elvis also creates it’s words or phrases such as “chillax” meaning calm down or chill out, or “i’ll see you tomorrow” meaning 3 weeks from now. stay away from this persons hand shake at all costs, engaging in a handshake will leave one’s hands moist and abused.
“good evening teacha.” says black elvis, “where have you been” says the teacher in a forceful manner “yo chillax, its only been two weeks”
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