Black forest cherry surprise
when a man -n-lly piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), sh-ts in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn’t see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bl–dy v-g-n- and yells “surprise!”
for their 35th wedding anniversary, harold gave eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.
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