black girl jacket
a coat that only covers where the chocolate milk comes from
usually has fake fur on the fringe of the hood
sometimes plaid
trystyn: i just got a new coat, hannah! -holds it up-
hannah: dude, thats a black girl jacket!
trystyn: what?
hannah: it only covers your b–bs, its plaid, and it has some r-t-rded -ss fake fur on it… why did you think this would look good?!
trystan: oh… well i thought it would look hot…
hannah: dude, your not black!
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