Black Grapefruit


the absolute worst thing ever. imagine in your mind a blue waffle. now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. if by now you aren’t writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. you sick b-st-rd
guy 1 “dude i f-cked this girl last night”
guy 2 “what was it like?”
guy 1 “horrible, i don’t think i’ll ever have s-x again”
guy 2 “the f-ck not?”
guy 1 “black grapefruit”
guy 2 “mother of g-d, i’m gonna puke”

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