Black Guy Flamethrower
when a man of african-american descent takes 4 aspirin and uses tabasco sauce (or in some instances barbeque sauce) as a lubricant for masturbation. traditionally, if barbeque sauce is used, the barbeque sauce given in packets at mcdonalds restaurants are preffered.
a black guy flamethrower is a very hard task to accomplish, and is often a point of pride for those who achieve it.
“hey, homie, i just gave myself a black guy flamethrower…”
“really?!”
“oh yeah, it burned like a mo’fo’…”
“we should tell bernie! this is so exciting!”
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