black hole douche
this is the ultimate douche and is so huge it can only exist in deep sp-ce. a black hole douche has a core of douchyness so dense it can bend light and sucks in and destroys all intelligent life forms around it. the black hole douche is so powerful that even a douche nuke cannot destroy it and simply mades it more powerful. black hole douches are to be avoided at all costs.
man, don’t get anywhere near d-ckie tonight. the dude is so monumentally douchy he has achieved black hole douche status. get anywhere close to him and you’ll be sucked into his core and crushed into nothingness.
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