Black Hole Syndrome


the empty feeling you have after something you really loved, ends. like your life can’t go on without it. a big void.
person 1: why were you in bed all day?

person 2:i finished the with all the seasons of teen wolf! now i have to wait 4 months for more.i don’t know what to do with my life anymore. i think i have black hole syndrome.
a natural condition or social engineering of an individual’s mentality and intellect which does not permit said individual to question why scientists are able to create an artificial black hole in a large hadron collider, yet the automobile manufacturers are unable to market all 2009 models of automobiles with a cafe standard of 100+ miles per gallon.
person 1: “have you seen the 2009 models from detroit and tokyo, yet? there are some sick looking rides and they’ve increased the fuel efficiency.”

person 2: “yeah. they’ve barely increased the efficiency.”

person 1: “every little bit helps and you can’t expect them to be able to make great leaps and bounds in technology overnight. these things take time to engineer and develop.”

person 2: “they had prototypes that got over 100 miles per gallon in the year 1950. wake up, dude. you have black hole syndrome.”

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