Black houdini
a variation of the ‘houdini’ s-xual act, wherein one spits on a girls back to make her think he -j-c-l-t-d on her, then when she turns to look, launches a violent spray of faeces on her face and says abra kadabra.
juliet wanted to go on a date, so i gave her the black houdini and told her to choke on my d-ck.
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