Black Men Can’t Swim


tosh.0’s spirited sequal to “white men can’t jump”. mainly the movie is to show reverse descrimination, as to be ironic.

(it’s not a real movie though, it’s only a joke.)
average homeboy: how come it’s okay to make a movie like “white men can’t jump”, but not “black men can’t swim”?
tosh:… that sounds like a great idea for a movie :d.

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