Black Ops Ping
the slow reaction time exhibited by someone playing call of duty: black ops.
boyfriend and girlfriend on phone.
girlfriend: “babe i love you so much. i really want to give you a bj right now.”
boyfriend: silence……
girlfriend: “babe.”
boyfriend: “uh… what?”
girlfriend: “are you playing black ops?”
boyfriend: silence…
girlfriend: “babe! are you playing black ops?”
boyfriend: “uh… what?”
girlfriend: “are you playing black ops?”
boyfriend: “uh… ya.”
girlfriend: “i knew it. you totally have black ops ping right now.”
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