Black Person Vision
a magical ability possessed by black people which allows them to see other black people in the dark. a talent white people do not need, since they stick out in the dark like a gay asian in kansas.
also known as “b.p.v.”
ladarius: “ey yo wher takeisha at? i can’t see sh-t! d-mn night, you dark! d:”
jamarcus: “use yo b.p.v. yu lazy -ss n—a!”
ladarius: “my what?”
jamarcus: “yo black person vision!”
ladarius: “aw sh-t, der she at!”
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