black plague

a burning, unquenchable desire to have s-x with a black person. similar to yellow fever in that it is a racial s-xual affinity.

warren: i feel like stealing the pants from hot black girls.

johnfitzgibbonsiii: you got the black plague.

warren: i do.
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the rebecca black epidemic that has infected most of today’s youth.

black’s new single, “friday”, went viral 5 days after being posted on a comedian’s blog. the song itself is horribly written, composed and produced. rebecca now has millions of views on youtube and has been twittered as much as j-pan’s crisis of 2011.

wikipedia claims that her video is referred to as, “a youtube laughingstock” and there is not one critic that favors the song. bottom line: she is famous for being sh-t at what she does.
boy 1: dude, did you hear about the song friday?
boy 2: what, that sh-t song where that girl can’t choose what seat to take?
boy 1: it’s all over the internet, i want to burn my eyes out!
boy 2: yeah man, it’s the black plague.
trying to be black. also, trying to adapt to the black culture by
1. eating chicken
2. wearing fubu
3. working at mcdonalds.
4. wathcing black women in p-rn
jim: how do you know i have the black plague?

fred: you’re wearing a burger king employee shirt…
a disease that affects the mind, caused by listening to rebecca black too much and becoming a fan of her. similar to bieber fever and usually fatal.
guy 1: i’m in love with friday! it’s such an awesome song!

guy 2: oh sh-t, the black plague has infected him. i suppose there’s only one way to save him now -c-cks shotgun-
the black plague or black death was a disease epidemic that spread throughout europe in the mid 14th century. this was mostly due to the bubonic plague. the disease traveled through rat flea bites. symptoms such as headache, fever, and swelling of lymph nodes were common and sometimes bl–dy sputum. when the plague was over, 1/3 to 1/2 of the european population was killed. deaths caused riots, harsher persecution of jews, and religious fanatics that would go about punishing themselves. the result was a major factor in the beginning of the renaissance.
the most deadly plague in human history is the black plague.
when a sudden sick feeling inhibits ones body, immediately after hearing a song by rebecca black.
its feeeeryyyy-day, feeerrryy-day, barffffff i got the black plague
sucked into the rebecca black craze, singing “friday” on everyday of the week and going super crazy on friday.
guy: it’s friday, friday. gotta get down on friday!
guy 2: dude, it’s wednesday.
guy: partyin partyin, yeah!
guy 2: stfu douchebag.
girl: quit hating, he’s got the black plague.