Black River
when an african american male or female urinates on the chest of another human, and it runs down their body like a river.
“omg stacey, i finally got to see that black river everyone’s talking about.”
“was it worth it?”
“was completely warm and comforting like everyone said it would be!”
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- blanket banana  
morning wood. if it weren’t for my raging blanket banana i would have rolled right out of bed this morning.
 - blanket banana brown bingo  
the gentlemanly game of attempting to take your morning dump with a raging blanket banana without p-ssing allover yourself or anyone else nearby. brian: “why are you all wet” steve: “i just finished playing blanket banana brown bingo. i lost.”
 - bleeding the sheep  
having heavy flow to your maxi pad i wanted to go swimming in the pool but i was bleeding the sheep
 - Blezow  
a unit for the amount of mistakes made during a theatrical performance, typically on the tech side of the production. “sh-t, i missed my cue! rack up a blezow on the chart.” “we’re up to three below now. this is a terrible f-cking show.”
 - Blisex  
cutting a hole through your leggings around the v-g-n- area to get finger or have s-xual intercourse without removing clothing. paige and her boy toy have blis-x everyday
 
