Black Screen of WTF?!


few ever lose their fight with the blue screen of death so spectacularly that they move on to the next realm of pc f-ck updome. after fighting with the bsod, if you are lucky enough to p-ss through the bsod purgatory, you too may find yourself staring at a black screen saying “what the f-ck?!”even after pressing the on/restart b-tton to your computer.

you’ve just killed your computer, congratulations!
billy bob – after failing to understand his bsod problem and refusing to follow the technical information stop – decided to just keep restarting his machine when the bsod appeared. certain bsod aren’t really bsod’s they’re more, blue screens of this computer sucks – but only in some scr-t- licking hardware/software conflict kinda way. billy bob, not giving a sh-t about the foregoing continued to restart his computer, integrating the phenomena of the blue screen into his routine. until one day the restart billy bob was used to, instead produced a black screen with no response whatsoever from the machine. left completely dumb-founded, all billy bob could do was stare at the black screen of wtf?! and say…

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